High School Freshmen

-Just because you're in high school now,doesn't mean you're automatically cool.
-Don't start a conversation telling someone you love partying,and getting fucked up.
-Don't try to act all tough around us upperclassman,we can tell.
-Don't smoke weed at school or drink before,and brag about it.That's dumb.
-You try to act better than us upperclassman,we won't like you PERIOD.
-Don't wear brazilian pants,and an abercrombie shirt because you want to make a variety of friends.
-Sex doesn't make you cool,and it won't make the upperclass boys think any higher of you.So don't go around bragging about it,noone cares,and then you look like an easy freshman whore.Just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school.
-Lose the attitude before you get your ass kicked.
-Freshman girls,don't ever touch any of our guys because that 1 senior you mess with can,and will make the rest of your high school years hell when he leaves.
-You're a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.not a "freshie."Shut up,you sound stupid.
-We don't care what you did in junior high,much less anything you do at all.
-Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid freshman,we don't care,we're still calling you 1.
-Don't say stupid shit like coolio or any other words you say you made up because we all said them too,IN JUNIOR HIGH.
-Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip.We've all done it.So don't be proud.
-Kicking the coke machine after it steals your $ doesn't make you look like a hardass,it makes you look like a dumbass.
-Don't post things like FINALLY FRESH!LOLZ on myspace.If anything,you suck big time.
-You will be hated,for the simple fact that you're a freshman.
-DON'T think the upperclass girls are your best friends.They'll just laugh at you.
-Don't run around school screaming or being loud and obnoxous,it's annoying.
-Don't think you have privacy now.Once you're here.Your business is everyones business.
-Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables.You'll be picked up and thrown on the floor.
-Rat someone out for ANYTHING,and you WILL get your ass beat.Ratting someone out is for toddlers.
-You'll never be as hot as the '08, '09, & '10 girls.So don't try.
-To all freshman guys,you can't get with the class of '08 & '09 & '10 girls.
-Dont try to say you're older than you really are.The way you walk,dress,and talk just has freshman written all over you.
-Dont try to pull well,you were freshmen once.STOP!We know we were freshmen we were treated the same way!Get used to it!
-The day you mess with our bf/gf,you'll never enjoy high school again.
-Writing my name is_____and I am a FRESHMAN at _____ isn't cool.What are you trying to do embarrass yourself?Freshman aren't cool!Get it through your head,and yes,all of us upperclassmen know that almost every 1 of you have that in your about me.
-And GROW UP.

Sincerely,
Class of '09